We Have Ourselves A Good Old Fashioned "Hidden Penis In A Cartoon" Controversy
Oh my Goddddddd. I can’t believe an animator making kids content in a dark room for billions of hours may have had his or her head delve into the gutter and sneak a quick cock into a cartoon frame. I have never seen something so NAUSEATING in my life. Oh wait.
Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, hidden smut in cartoons. Okay that last one may be a little bit of a stretch, but it’s still hilarious. The fact remains that hiding some crude shit in cartoons has been around since cartoons were born and this lady needs to chill the fuck out. I imagine Walt Disney was drawing dicks on his notebooks like Jonah Hill in Superbad long before he ever drew his first cartoon mouse.
As a parent, I’m not going to get the least bit upset about this. If an animator needs to blow some steams off in order to create cartoons that will hypnotize my kid so I can get a 20 minute break in life, that is fine with me. The game is the game, yo. All I ask is that they don’t have anything blatant that will make me have the dreaded birds and the bees talk earlier than I’d like to (which is never, for what it’s worth). Plus I didn’t know who the hell Maya the Bee was before this video came out. Now I know not only does she exist, but she has some hidden Easter Eggs for us that is basically an adult Photo Hunt as our kids watch the same shit over and over and over. We have long heard how bees are dying at an alarming rate, but Maya is doing all she can to combat the problem because she definitely fucks.
You know who else fucks? The Podfathers. We have proof! On this week’s episode, Chaps unveiled our new Danny Tanner vs. Bob Saget segment, talked about balancing football and kids with Matt Miller AKA @NFLDraftScout, and even got into some video game talk with yours truly. Unfortunately there were no hidden dicks shown during the recording of this podcast, at least that you know of.
